Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Friday

It's kind of CHILLY here today. 

I've seen the Human use these all the time

to make a nice little fire atop a candle.

But really, a candle flame is such a small fire! 

I bet I could start a merry blaze right here in my tent. 

I don't really think I need a Human to do it for me, either--oh those Humans. 

They're sooooo smug about their "opposable thumbs"! 

Like we kitties just can't do nuffing with our clever little paws! 

Well, I guess I'll show her!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Thursday

Silly Human!

Who needs to get up at 5:30 a.m.? I think I'll just do her a favor 

and reset this little clock to go off at 9:00 a.m. instead.

She'll feel sooooo much more rested today!

Really. She'll be so grateful for the extra sleep!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Wednesday

I think this green paper stuff just causes endless troubles 

for the Human and others. 

Probably best if I just take it and use it 

for my nappy and then put it away somewhere

where the Human won't be bothered by it anymore. 

That is best, don't you think?

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Tuesday

What? 

*I* certainly can't help it if somehow her stockings ended up 

on my scratching post! I think they accidentally wrapped themselves 

around my tailio while I was napping in the bedroom. 

Hey, she doesn't like to wear them anyway! 

If they happen to end up full of holes, she can't wear them, right? 

She should THANK me!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Monday

She'll never find them here! 

And if she can't find them, she can't leave for work, 

so she'll have to stay home, and do my bidding all day long!

Easy Sunday

I am sooooooooo comfertabuls!

And I am looking forward to a week of mischief 

after having been down for the count: 

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. 

Forgiveness

Hi Kitties, At heart, Spitty's a forgiving kind of guy, 

so I have resumed my rightful place in my chair 

next to the Human's and am no longer displaying the Back of Disrespect. 

I've purred loudly when correctly petted 

and tolerated a certain amount of cuddling.

At this point, I think that's as much or more

than the Human has any right to expect.

The Human and I want to say a resounding 
Thank You 
to all our furiends who have wished me well
during this Week of My Discontent. 
You are the Best!