Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Why, Hello, Vacayshuns!

























So, here we are on the very cusp of five (yes, five! Count them FIVE) pristine, 
untouched days off school. The Human is drinking a beer; me, I am resting up 
for what is sure to be a regular festival of feline fun & frolic.

Right?

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Sunday Selfie: The Sweet Sound-Stylings of Spitty

I think you've all suspected for some time that I am no longer the edgy ManCat in fighting trim that once I was, aloof and self-sufficient. The James Bond of the Kitty World. 

No, now I've become an embarrassing old softie with a hint of a paunch. I mean, just listen

Friday, November 17, 2017

Jailhouse Rock

























I mean, right now I'm just practicing, but I think 
I'd look good in the outfit, don't you?

Thursday, November 16, 2017

                                  I'm Invited to a Rave

Honestly, I don't  know what that is, 
but apparently I can get all blissed out  
on the wicked disco biscuits and what-not. 
The Human says I'm not allowed to go, but
I am welcome to play with this thing.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

And Now for Something Completely Different

A few years ago, the Human found this on reddit and because she's pretty stoopy, it intrigued her for a Really. Long. Time. An.Embarrassingly.Long.Time.

Maybe you are smarter? Well, of course you are--you're 
a kitty! And, besides, it's a pretty low bar.

The task is easy: Find the Kitty


Tuesday, November 14, 2017

                                         I Feel Pretty

Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity any kitty who isn't me tonight